While working at a law firm I took my morning poop. I'm kind of paranoid about germs so I always line the toilet with TP before sitting down. Well everything was pretty routine. Later on that morning one of the employees came up to me, turned me around and pulled a foot long piece of toilet paper out of my pants. Apparently, one of my toilet-paper-germ-barriers got snagged in my pants. It was pretty embarrassing and there's no telling how long it was hiding there, peeking out.
I hid from everyone for the rest of the day.